Things I have learnt today
- When you are driving in the fast lane at 30mph at 8:30 in the morning and refuse to get out of my way, I will overtake on the inside. Flashing your lights at me and shaking your head does not make me feel remorse, only greater rage.
- Pork pie is the food of Jebus. Pork, jelly and pastry all combined in one easy to eat package. Mmmmmm.
- The sidewinder toe looks weird. Really, really freakishly weird. Still, I have faith. For now at least.
posted by Badger at 9:47 pm
3 Comments:
Don't you go telling me how nice pork pie is. I don't want to hear about its meltingly rich pastry, luscious jelly and tender delicious meat. Just never take your daughter to a farm park, and if you do, have a bloody good argument in favour of meat-eating lined up ("It's ok darling, they only kill the naughty pigs") or else you'll end up guilted into vegetarianism by a four-year-old.
How could you discuss pork pie like that when I am maintaining a mushroom cous cous and banana diet for lunch?
Oh - and I know what you mean about slow drivers in the fast lane. Was it by any chance an old guy wearing a pork pie hat? Doh - there it is again.....
Moushroom cous cous and banana? I feel a Peter Kay moment coming on.
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